Novembeard 2010: Pre-Shave

NOVEMBEARD DECREE

All men willing and able shall on the first day of the month of November divest themselves of all facial hair

Hairless brethren will verify their worthiness by submission of photographic evidence or by visual confirmation of an equally hairless participant

No razor or sharp instrument will be brought to the face for clearing of hair growth for the following thirty days except it be to the region beneath the mandible being that neckular beards are found to be irritating to the skin and eyes

During thus mentioned lunar cycle all those clean shaven will be smited, ostracised and found wanton

On or near the first day of the last month of this year of our lord beards may be removed with much rejoicing and festivity

Novembeard 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

Pre-Shave

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